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史上最強(qiáng)的中國(guó)式英語(yǔ) 6 e5 c5 M# L, h. T$ O( B. z" U
1. we two who and who?
: ^. O" c( t% g+ ?4 [. U 咱倆誰(shuí)跟誰(shuí)啊
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2. how are you ? how old are you?
/ B7 a7 c+ K: Q0 `/ x1 p, M 怎么是你,怎么老是你? $ ~8 L8 q4 Q; I5 z. k
3 l5 \* {( a& A) i. X( x/ x 3. you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you 0 Y: O# X! ]0 u/ T
你不鳥(niǎo)我,我也不鳥(niǎo)你 P8 R: b( I7 f7 d' A5 q2 M$ e: z
& E2 u) `4 m, Y& K# w" `" [ 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together ! K. d a6 H p( s
你有種,我要給你點(diǎn)顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!
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' S$ `) v2 Y9 B/ {9 s% r* m8 N2 S 5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
" e" |7 W8 o* |* R6 L) d8 D3 i nothing to say,go home!!
" n8 C2 q! k5 E/ x/ E% i+ W# K" p 有事起奏,無(wú)事退朝 4 g9 r* s3 h3 o
O$ A" u$ J- f; S4 d 6. you me you me 8 V8 _* G# i, c5 o; y4 Q
彼此彼此
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7. You Give Me Stop!!
- x8 S6 l* h/ c5 a& X% B3 b! {# r- ^$ [ 你給我站?。?nbsp; ; _* A5 b+ B0 ]6 ]4 u5 e4 L
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8. know is know noknow is noknow
5 e/ ]3 Q& ]( Q$ a 知之為知之,不知為不知… ' W4 G. ^, P/ W# }
+ F, j$ ?' m6 V3 T- J$ p4 @ 9. WATCH SISTER ) Q$ g+ o' u+ V5 I9 L
表妹
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3 R0 G& q! ?2 b7 e% g, E1 F$ A 10. dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’’son can make hole!! , G( A8 E8 \9 ?( i
龍生龍,鳳生鳳,老鼠的兒子會(huì)打洞!
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" H) ?' N9 p' m$ }% S G( X 11. American Chinese not enough / n6 A, W5 f' Z* {1 x9 G$ L
美中不足 A6 |2 ~$ R9 j$ t9 p& a2 e7 i
' `1 Q2 o$ [! p2 ]0 Z8 s3 U 12. one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
3 u1 I; z6 z" Z- x3 I( T" [ 車(chē)禍現(xiàn)場(chǎng)描述
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13. heart flower angry open - D: ?% g @, S0 L9 M
心花怒放
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14. go past no mistake past . ?. J5 z# P! b. s7 B) w h
走過(guò)路過(guò),不要錯(cuò)過(guò) 9 c1 v% @# M& a0 L3 p
9 `4 A8 R9 q4 ?. }$ { X 15. 小明:I am sorry!
: k6 X' x! ` S# `: _! Q/ ]$ a* F 老外:I am sorry too! $ x7 s' T4 S( X# g; q8 x4 u" d) d
小明:I am sorry three!
4 v4 t+ m' m+ H( D/ h; \ 老外:What are you sorry for? , N$ m3 R6 L! k9 @2 j; s
小明:I am sorry five!
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16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
% k' L U0 ~8 E$ q( f 要錢(qián)沒(méi)有,要命一條 ) E3 S$ v+ Q ~% V
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17. I call Li old big. toyear 25. T. w- @" Q8 S2 ]: V
我叫李老大,今年25。 9 q2 L% x& \/ f- y, g
# B' g- t! I' |/ B9 o- T# p 18. you have two down son。
3 L+ f- Z K Y) h' B6 @. I 你有兩下子。
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19. as far as you go to die
* q* v1 P4 S$ w7 A 有多遠(yuǎn),死多遠(yuǎn)?。。?!
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20. I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face. 4 j& W6 v! t: B
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉 |
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